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guilTEA
Court is assembling…
Court is now in sessionPetty crimes.
Petty crimes.
Public verdicts.
Forever roasts.
The group-chat court for real-life drama.
You tell it. They roast it. We rule.
Free to try · no sign-up
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EXHIBIT A: 🍕
guilTEA · Official court record
Case #482001
The People v.
Jake
Accused of aggravated slice theft.
GUILTY“Announcing fullness does not transfer pizza ownership.”
Presiding
🧊 Judge Ruth Savage
Demo reactions · screenshot-ready
Court statusIn session
Free plan5 real cases/month
Official policyReceipts in. Verdict out.
Sample docket
Courtroom highlights
Demonstration cases only — no real people or engagement counts.
Meet the judges
Pick your courtroom.
Same evidence. Three completely different energies.
Ruth Savage
The Cold Bench
Deadpan. Dry. Zero patience.
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The Fine Print · Cold Bench (noir)
- ✦Short, brutal, quotable rulings
- ✦Ends every case with a dry Fine Print footnote
- ✦Free forever
Kiki Chaos
The Group Chat Court
Chronically online. Pulls receipts.
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The Receipts · Receipts (hyperpop mix)
- ✦Group-chat roast energy, slang and all
- ✦Pulls 'Receipts' — line-by-line burns from your case
- ✦Hyperpop verdict mix and a pink courtroom
Maximus Thunder
The Thunderdome
Operatic. Furious. Damages in absurd units.
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Decree of the Thunderdome · Thunderdome Anthem (orchestral)
- ✦Stadium-opera rulings, shouted in CAPS
- ✦Awards damages in absurd units (nuggets, bus fares, hugs)
- ✦Orchestral Thunderdome anthem plays on the verdict
Ruth is free. Kiki and Maximus unlock with Court Pass.
Multiplayer court
Start with friendsStart with friends.
File your side first. Then pass the phone or send a private summons so the accused can plead their side. The judge hears every version before ruling.
Type or record Private summons linkUp to 3 free voices. One verdict. Invite your friends - the jury
How it works
From allegation to group-chat damage.
Three clear acts. One unforgettable ruling.
- 01
File your petty dispute
Type, record, and upload evidence.
- 02
Hear their side
Send a private summons and invite friends to the jury.
- 03
Get your verdict
A judge reviews both sides and delivers the ruling.
Safety is not optional
Petty court only.
Serious harm never becomes entertainment. The court pauses unsafe cases and points people toward appropriate support.
- No doxxing
- No threats or harassment
- No serious allegations
- No private information
- No targeting minors
Tiny crimes. Tiny price.
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Five cases every month are free. Court Pass unlocks unlimited filing and every judge.
Court Pass
CA$4.99per monthFull court access
- Unlimited cases
- All judges
- Auto-renews
Court Pass is CA$4.99/month. Court Pass checkout opens in the app.